bruce potterINTERNET DATING
March 8th 2007 08:19
Have you noticed what is happening on the Internet Dating sites these days?
well...I'll tell you. Men and their penis's.
Yes, there they are. Hanging to the right, hanging to the left.
Standing to attention, blowing in the breeze.
Bulging out of their Calvin Kleins, anonymously peeking out of "smiley" underpants,
or worse (if possible) Underdaks from K.Mart.
Boys! what are you doing ? No wonder you are single!
We don't want them shoved in our faces - unless we ask you, OK?
I mean seriously, unless they are exceptionally big or exceptionally small,
they are all pretty much the same (trust me - I am somewhat of an expert)
Look at the ladies. Sexy lingerie. Feminine little g.strings. Lacy bras.
The odd leather corset, boots, fishnet stockings, stilettos and even...omg! A FACE PIC !
Even the transgenders in their gorgeousness, are titillating in their "I'm a Lady" outfits!
Less is more I say. Is it because guys like to see women naked they think women like to see men naked?
nah uh !! wrong!
well...I'll tell you. Men and their penis's.
Yes, there they are. Hanging to the right, hanging to the left.
Standing to attention, blowing in the breeze.
Bulging out of their Calvin Kleins, anonymously peeking out of "smiley" underpants,
or worse (if possible) Underdaks from K.Mart.
Boys! what are you doing ? No wonder you are single!
We don't want them shoved in our faces - unless we ask you, OK?
I mean seriously, unless they are exceptionally big or exceptionally small,
Look at the ladies. Sexy lingerie. Feminine little g.strings. Lacy bras.
The odd leather corset, boots, fishnet stockings, stilettos and even...omg! A FACE PIC !
Even the transgenders in their gorgeousness, are titillating in their "I'm a Lady" outfits!
Less is more I say. Is it because guys like to see women naked they think women like to see men naked?
nah uh !! wrong!
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Comment by David
Firstly ...
I love the blog tag name you picked ...
Secondly ...
You're the first female who's ever written she didn't want my penis shoved in her face ... (or, in the region of her face, as in, down her throat via her lips and mouth and tongue ...
Boy I hope I'm reading this post of yours right ... I'll be in big trouble (AGAIN!) If i'm not ...
I'll try to read the subtextual connotations of this post and just assume / presume you'd prefer it shoved somewhere else, shall I? As in ... (well depending on how tall you are ... ) ... about a metre below? ...
Otherwise?
No dic pics for you ...
Signed: The Penis Nazi ...
Comment by Joy Grunenwald
If it is done in good taste then "bring it on" I mean have you seen Pat Rafter? Hell I could stare at him all day long!!!
Comment by Dude.Wheres.My.Surfboard?
Ill just keep suffering inferiority complex and keep hitting the gym 5 times a week, K?
Im sorry for being so unattractive
FFS get a life